Take life a little less seriously

100 Creative ways to say no

Please help yourself with an excuse to get out of the next event that you said you will go but no longer feel like it

Next Excuse

Im being deported.
I have too much guilt.
I have to fulfill my potential.
I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
Im trying to be less popular.
I never go out on days that end in "Y."
I have to study for a blood test.
Ive been scheduled for a karma transplant.
The last time I went, I never came back.
Im in training to be a household pest.
Ive dedicated my life to linguine.
Im going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
Im building a pig from a kit.
Im trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
I have to rotate my crops.
My subconscious says no.
I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
Its too close to the turn of the century.
Im building a pig from a kit.
It wouldnt be fair to the other Beautiful People.